Tuesday, 27 April 2010

Reminiscing Words

I have the strangest way of remembering certain words. I start with the regretful reminiscence of the word 'Tigress' followed by two of my funniest incidents. Whenever I come across this word the first thing that flashes my mind is getting kicked out of the bench by a massive, masculine and humongous woman who taught us English in the 5th grade. Trust me I can never forget her in my life. Oh god!! one of my classmate's fingers were bleeding because of her double wooden scale reinforced with steel treatment. Let me elucidate the incident, one friday(i even remember the day) after class test we were discussing the answers. We were all asked to answer one question each and unfortunately(fortune never favors me,even in childhood) my turn was to tell the feminine gender for tiger, the only question I didnt answer in the test.. :P I remember stammering and swallowing the saliva to answer, and the next thing I realized was, me lying on the floor in between the benches... :P Such a wicked woman u see.... :P Even now tigress gives me a trip kuth... ;)

There is another word that reminds me the most funniest incident with funniest staffs I ever had.'Vampire' . Well, in order to explain this I need to introduce a person, a cousin of mine who was very much interested in zoology and  highly skilled in cooking up stories about mythical creatures that he used to watch in movies. There is one key fact that should be noted here "I saw very little English movies till I joined college". So I was kind of naive and used to believe everything he says. One particular day, he told me about vampire bats and his imaginary place where they inhabit(South America :P). This piece of information struck my mind when I was sitting in the Geography class in my 6th grade. Labai mama (as we used to call him), started teaching a chapter about South America. It was half way through the class (when he was teaching about farmers of south america), I suddenly raised my hands. I called the attention of all my drowsy companions and labai mama was eagerly waiting for my question. And my question was "Sir!!Wont the vampire bats disturb them(farmers of south america)?" :P :P. The whole class burst out in laughter and this man asked me to repeat the question twice unable to understand my question, he felt so embarrassed for encouraging an unwarranted distraction of his so called geography class(ppl he used to sit and talk about his wife n children in class, he knew nothing in geography). Whatever be it, whenever I come across the word vampire the 1st thing that strikes my mind is this incident.;)

'Mens Beauty Parlor' Back in my 8th grade, there were very little hair saloons in my area bearing the name Mens Beauty Parlor(now its so common. I still cant find any difference between a saloon, barbershop and Men's beauty parlor.... :P). So there was one very big, air conditioned, mens beauty parlor called Oberoi. I always had an urge to get into that place and do my haircut. Finally my curiousness was so high that I went to that saloon. It was so comfortable inside and the barber was such an affable person until it was time to pay the bill... :P I used take only Rs. 25 for haircut and as I said before, I randomly got into that place. So all I had was 25 but I had to give him 60 rupees. Ha Ha Ha... when he asked me 60, I gave him 25 and told him "idho veedu pakathula dhan na.. naan ippo kondu vandhudren..(I live in the nearby house.. I ll bring it asap)" I never turned back or waited for his reply.. I jumped into the cycle and started riding to my home as fast as I can. ... ;) :P. I never walked through that street for almost an year after that... :P

There is always sweet and bitter memories behind every word we had learned or every place we have lived in. Whenever I come across the word 'love' I get reminded of my 1st love(ofcourse lover :)) .. Even though I moved on and there is no such feeling anymore, deep inside, at some nook of the brain our bonds with a word is carved(as scientists say whenever brain stores information, there is an extra folding added to it.. :P) and it springs back to life whenever we come across such beautiful and everlasting words that brings ephemeral bliss in our life.   

Sunday, 25 April 2010

Trip Kuth Tamil valaipadhivu... :P

இதோ போதையில் நான் எழுதும் முதல் தமிழ் வலைபதிவு... எதை பற்றி எழுதுவது என்று தெரியாமல் திணறுகிறேன்.. கரண்ட் அப்பைர்ஸ் பத்தி கமெண்ட் அடிக்கலாம் ந newspaper படிச்சு ரொம்ப நாள் அஆச்சு so ஒன்னு சொல்ல முடியாது .. சேரி cricket பத்தி பேசலாம் ந அந்த கேம் எனக்கு பிடிகாது.. சேரி எத பத்தி தன் பேசலாம்னு யோசிக்கும் போது எனக்கு அருமையான ஒரு யோசனை வந்துச்சு ..

அப்படி என்ன யோசனைனா, என்னோட college ah திட்டலாம்னு தான்... இபோ என்ன சொன்னேன்?? college?? ஐயோ சாரி அது தான் ரெண்டு வருஷம் முன்னாடி university ஆகிடுச்சே!! அட போங்கபா .. ஆங்கிலத்துல செரியவே பேரு வைக்க மாட்டேன்கரங்க..."பல்கலைக்கழகம்" எவளோ பொருத்தமான பெயர்?? புரியல?? பல்களை (tooth)கழறும் கழகம்... ;) மொக்கைய அட்ஜஸ்ட் பண்ணிகொங்க.. ;) சேரி இத இன்னும் எப்படி apt ஆக்கலாம்?? சேரி அதா ராமதாஸ் பாதிகுவரு... நான் இப்போ மேட்டர்கு வரேன்...

ஐயோ மேட்டர்எ மறந்துட்டேன்... i ll continue later... :P

P.S: ஏதோ எழுதனமேனு எழுதினேன்.. இதுக்கு மேல மொக்க போடா விரும்பல... ;D

Some Random Thought... ;)

Well I am writing this blog with insane mind, a mind which is in command of the supreme mother nature Gaia…  I used to think intoxicating is a sin, as people say our body is temple of lord. Well but if the so called lord doesn’t show his effervescent and divine face to all the people then I have no other option than to bring god out of the temple and make him wander outside saying “hi dude!! This place is infernal, why don’t I change it a bit… ;)”. Philanthropic deed in going high u know…  I personally feel that going high is act of divining oneself so precisely and realizing the feats that a person is capable of.

Cool!! I am bringing something out of nothing… Thoughts are blank but my fingers are typing.. Awesome feeling!!! Sorry I am rambling away from the topic I started with. The above stated philosophy has one main assumption. If it’s false then my philosophy would be a fiasco. It is stated under the assumption that god exist. Well I took Bhagavat Gita as example and stated that philosophy. Well I continue with this assumption as I personally feel that there is no specific god but there is a hierarchy that is being followed in this universe and we are all persuaded by our respective societies to put up with it. There are some people who became mad by questioning these traditions and customs (jealousy u know, they want to become king without being a warrior, they think it’s like Indian politics). Politics is a trip kuth so put it aside. Well it’s all, the way u question them. If u want to invent a conspiracy in the traditions then u fall on the wrong side. Some luckily fell into the right side and guided their successors. It’s better I get into the nub before I forgot what I was about to say. Here it is, in veda, well I accidentally bumped into this piece of information when I was researching on vedic astrology, whatever, there are 4 types of feelings or deeds that a person has to do or cross when he born on this earth. Artha, Kama, moksha and dharma. Now I can think what u think  .I can say the only word u would have recognized here would be kama(if u don’t know Sanskrit). Dharma “finding the meaning of life”. Kama fulfilling all the desires of life. Moksha eternity. So one cannot attain eternity without getting bored of the other deeds. Some may even deride this by claiming this to an act of justifying my deeds, for them I show my condolences for locking up their mind, for betraying their inner voice. Don’t ask me if I have one, I merged it with my voice… :P

If god doesn’t exist then there is another philosophy to advocate the intoxicating stuff u know… this should be read only by atheists:

U don’t believe in god, and if someone asks y, u say it’s because u believe in urself. To say the truth, that’s a very inspiring one but analyzing this statement with deep insight I feel that u people are bloody arrogant and stubborn ones thinking that u r the one who is manipulating everything that happens around u. U have a natural gift of being high always. U are living in an illusionary world, thinking that what u do is what u wanted to do and there is no reason behind it. Oh sorry I wanted to say some other thing, now I m denouncing atheists, wish the chief minister doesn’t read this… ;) Anyway he doesn’t know English…. ;)

Well what I am finally trying to tell is that, Smoke weeds… Go High… Feel the inner voice…

P.S: Inner voice may lead u into trouble sometimes when u r high, cos even its high when u r high.. ha ha ha ha… :D I msgd a person when I was high and told a truth. So beware of inner voice… :P